It's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely It's hard to get the date when you're homely if I could spit in my face Hey baby please can I get your number? Cause losers are look like so much funner She told me, "Can't we just be friends?" She could have mentioned that before she let me in I shave my head, I take a bath My clothes are cool but they still laugh I don't get luck, I feel so lame Boy, Boy, do I got it made Yea.... I bet you probably wished you never met me But I'd gladly kiss your brown eyes if you let me We might as well go and have some fun Because I know that you're gonna dump me when you're done I ask you once, I beg you twice I don't get stone and I don't have lice You said it ain't me, "Please understand...." That you like him and you don't like me I ask you out, it never fails You're too busy painting your nails I feel so lame, I am so ashamed Boy, do I got it made Yea.... It's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely It's hard to get a date, me so homely
